Life.

Listen my friends, hear me say

your life could end on any day.

An alien foe could abduct you

or redneck Joe could pick-up truck you.

The ghetto gangsters just might shoot you;

Albion wangsters try to abuse you.

A drunk driver could overrun you;

an abusive cop could tazer-gun you.

A prowling puma could come and eat you,

or a cougar lady could try to meet you.

Your life could end as you slumber;

you could be crushed by falling lumber.

Some greasy foods could heart-attack you

or greasy dudes could fart and nag you

So now you see, life isn't easy;

it can be, at times, quite queasy.

But no matter how weird or hard,

I got my God - my life to guard.